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“Hello... Hello... can anybody hear me? Is this thing working?”

Jan 24, '08 5:48 PM
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If my vagina could talk, what would she say? And would anyone listen?

I mean, lets face it.. she has lips. Perhaps with a bit of coaching she could cough up a sound or syllable, perhaps not whole sentences, but a short exclamation would be nice.

And if she could talk...

Would she be all happy and grinning, going on about how wonderful it is to be “#1 on the orifice hit list”? Or would she pucker up and bitch about how long it’s been since anyone came to visit?

Would she dish the dirt with her neighbor and compare notes on past penis probes, or complain about how she’s always getting the condom stuck to the roof of her mouth and friction burns on her lips.

It’s been so long since she’s seen any action I thought I heard her yawn the other day.

I remember back in my menstruating years.. that once a month shedding of things no longer needed. And for 4 or 5 days.. I would stuff cotton in her mouth; that really pissed her off. She actually bit my finger. Who knew she had teeth.

So teeth and lips, think of the possibilities. A guy goes down there and she gives him instructions.

“Not there.... over here... a little to the right.... stop.. right there. Ok now... lick with the flat of you tongue.... pretend you’re eating an ice-cream cone.. yeah like that..... now keep that up for say.... 10 ... 20 minutes.”

I know... I know.... this was a dumb blog.... I've reached and all-time low.... so sue me. Some days you just have to let the words fly... regardless of the orifice they escape from.

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Rest – Relaxation – and mundane utterances.

Nov 29, '07 8:59 PM
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The difficult thing about participating in anything that contains a day of the week in the name is you feel compelled to change the page the next day. I can’t have Sensuous Wednesday sit all day Thursday and into Friday morning. That’s just not right.

So I am forced to blog. And frankly, I don’t have shit to say.

I stayed home today.... that’s not interesting.

I had the cable guy here.... that never did get interesting. Although I did have a few high hopes... but he seemed more interested in my.... well... TV, than in me. Rats.

I chatted with a really interesting guy. That was fun.

I chatted with Honor74. THAT WAS REALLY INTERESTING. LOL

I played party poker with my friends as best I could, considering #4 was struggling with the new remote control for the new cable box.... GRRRRRRRR

I surfed a few pages on Multiply and exchanged some French words with Suzy.. and I would like to ask her if she is banging a French dude now or just trying to impress me with her French MOTS.

I would like to be chatting again with interesting guy. That would be nice.

I would like to write a really great blog, but that seems to be an impossibility at the present moment.

I would like to be on a plane flying somewhere warm.

I would like to be curled up on the couch with someone who likes to cuddle.

I would like to be having sex.

But not all of those things at once, nor in any particular order.

I’m listening to Sade. Sultry and sexy music. It’s making me kind of lonely.

I’m sober, I would love to drink some wine.

So, how is your Thursday evening going?

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